You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me

So, a security guard at a Houston chemical plant approached a man “of Middle Eastern descent” in a white pickup who was taking pictures of the plant, to question him. The man “of Middle Eastern descent” pulled a gun and shot the guard in the shoulder and drove off.


BASF spokeswoman Sharon Rogers said there was no indication the shooting was linked to terrorism.

Spokeswoman Rogers was apparently freshly hired from the moon, where she’d been living for the last three years.

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