Email subject line: HBOS United Kingdom [Legitimate Offer]

They put “Legitimate Offer” in the subject. See, at first I thought the offer of 50% of $75 million was too good to be true. I thought it must be some kind of scam. But then in the subject line it said “Legitimate Offer”. They couldn’t put that in there if it was a scam, could they?

I’m really excited about this. Mr. Phil Hodkinson promised “magnitude investments”. I’m not sure what that means but it sounds great. He is from England, but he said it would be easier to conduct business in Mozambique, so that’s where I’m off to.

And to think, I would have missed all of this if he hadn’t put “legitimate offer” in the subject line.